My girlfriend's name is Brae. This is her mouth. Amazing things happen when it gets hold of the English language.

Resembling at various times Reverend Spooner, The Bard and a Japanese novelty t-shirt, she is an endless wellspring of linguistic gems and curiosities.

What follows in an attempt to catalogue Brae's unique, creative and often baffling relationship with the spoken word.


Tuesday, April 13, 2010


My girlfriend says to me "you haven't been jogging down things I say lately."

Well, I guess that's her way of saying I should get to it. It has been almost a week. I promise to be more regular. I do have some gems in the hopper.

In the meantime, I wanted to show you what Zach Braff does to my girlfriend. He must be stopped.









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2 comments:

  1. NiNa*April 13, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    If her tail is wagging also, she's one step away from attacking. Watch out Braff!

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  2. UnknownApril 25, 2010 at 11:30 PM

    I don't like that man. He makes me so mad. He makes bad jokes, and looks like he has horrible diarrhea issues.

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