My girlfriend's name is Brae. This is her mouth. Amazing things happen when it gets hold of the English language.

Resembling at various times Reverend Spooner, The Bard and a Japanese novelty t-shirt, she is an endless wellspring of linguistic gems and curiosities.

What follows in an attempt to catalogue Brae's unique, creative and often baffling relationship with the spoken word.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

"It seems to triculate down."

Brae and I discussing the nuances of the domino effect.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Word of the Day

inscent: noun singular of "inscents"
As in, it's not just a scent it's an INscent.

"It's stinky in here. I'm going to light an inscent."

Friday, January 22, 2010

"Be sure to bring me back an olay!"

A friend of ours was visiting Hawaii and Brae just loves flowers.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

"Don't get disgrumbled."

Apparently, I was a little grouchy.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

"Maybe you need to soil your oats."

Brae offers up some helpful advice.

Friday, January 15, 2010

"I'm just not resuscitating anything!"

Brae getting frustrated studying for the Oregon state driver's exam.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

"Let's look at Kawowie."

Making plans to visit Hawaii, Brae suggests the Garden Isle of Kauai.